Miscellaneous: Today, I reduced my psychologist to tears. FML

By Anonymous - 01/12/2013 06:07 - United States

Today, I reduced my psychologist to tears. FML

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By Dario - 09/06/2022 14:00

Today, while I was telling my therapist all of my inner conflicts, he fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2023 06:00

Today, I've been seeing a therapist after more than 20 years of struggles. I think I saw him cry during our sessions a few times. I guess that my inability to live my life at the fullest was hard earned. FML

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Sunday 1 December 2013 12:44

Probably the shortest FML I've ever read. Bravo.

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Sunday 1 December 2013 14:52

OP told the psychologist what happens in the beginning of the movie "Up".

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Dragonskiss 9

Tuesday 7 July 2015 18:56

Welcome to the club

Nexx1234 7

Thursday 14 April 2016 21:41

Lol it's sad because I've done that way to many times... XD

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