Intimacy, Sex and Cheating: Today, I reconnected with my best friend from childhood, and...

By Anonymous - 19/05/2013 17:35 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I reconnected with my best friend from childhood, and after a tearful confession, found out that for most of my engagement to my husband, she was repeatedly connecting with his penis. FML

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footballfreak65 6

Sunday 19 May 2013 22:46

i think you should also have her connect with your fist

Wizardo 33

Sunday 19 May 2013 22:48

I think you should disconnect his penis and then the relationship. Adultery is a big no-no here.

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icepick23 12

Monday 20 May 2013 23:08

Don't be such a prude

AlexiAwesome 10

Tuesday 21 May 2013 0:38

That awkward moment when

emilybrooke02 12

Tuesday 21 May 2013 4:40

Ugh this makes me so mad! Why cheating and especially with your best friend, that's such a scum bag thing to do!

askippy5791 3

Tuesday 21 May 2013 17:29

Def not a best friend to u girl I'm sorry

crystalxa 35

Saturday 15 February 2014 19:47

I'm sorry OP! That just makes me sick to my stomach.

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