Love: Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game...

By bloodshedblack - 21/02/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML

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Tuesday 21 February 2012 12:04

You mean "the" wife in a video game right? Cause when you say it like that it sounds like she's play Sims with you.

FruityLoooons 8

Tuesday 21 February 2012 11:59

What video game is it?

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ouchie1013 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 6:01

SIMS!!

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 22 February 2012 6:10

Virtual Laguna Beach.

meagann01 4

Wednesday 22 February 2012 12:37

She's a keeper.

em1nem13 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 13:41

Were you playing Skyrim? Heard you could marry in that game

loganmarquez 3

Wednesday 22 February 2012 16:28

Try playing fewer games.

emmy462 3

Wednesday 22 February 2012 23:23

That's what I was going to say...haha.

leilei91 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 17:39

I would say skyrim only because I know that the wife's in tht game are like firkin dogs and do everything

leilei91 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 17:39

I would say skyrim only because I know that the wife's in tht game are like firkin dogs and do everything

youliia 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 19:47

That sounds quite..depressing.

emmy462 3

Wednesday 22 February 2012 23:25

That's what I was going to say...haha.

Anarch99 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 3:20

did age erp with you XD

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