Love: Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from...

By kevdev - 09/09/2010 19:58 - United States

Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML

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Thursday 9 September 2010 23:09

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Thursday 9 September 2010 23:16

After two years of shoring around after she left you, you should be glad she didn't want to meet you. She could have given you a much worse virus then.