Today, I received a text from my boyfriend stating that we're...

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2017 03:55

Today, I received a text from my boyfriend stating that we're no longer going out to dinner, despite me asking him to be sure before I put in leave from work. Now I'm home alone and losing money. FML.

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Friday 1 September 2017 10:57

You could have asked a friend to go with you you know....

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Friday 1 September 2017 10:57

You could have asked a friend to go with you you know....

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