Transportation: Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even...

By jam - 11/02/2012 07:03 - Australia

Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML

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Saturday 11 February 2012 16:07

Well maybe you should start parking your piece of crap in legal areas

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How's your car only $147 and functioning?

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Kiyaralovestolol 14

Sunday 13 January 2013 5:47

Do you drive a golf cart..?

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Friday 17 July 2015 13:42

What kind of car do you have, a hot wheels toy????

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Tuesday 17 December 2019 22:31

If your car isnt even worth $147 ,then you probably shouldn't be driving it. ydi

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