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By JellitonOctopus - 25/01/2012 04:51 - United States

Today, I received a package from an unknown address. Inside were doll heads and cigarette butts. FML

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Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML

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Rickilynn1 10

Wednesday 25 January 2012 9:01

You have a secret admirer!

azad_fml 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 9:03

This is a "wtf" situation

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arthurlikestrain 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 14:42

This sounds like a prank to provoke such a reaction. Either that or one very delusional and disturbed individual. It just sounds very thought out, yet random. Kinda like playing the 3 item game at a store.

danielshale 3

Wednesday 25 January 2012 14:48

miley cyrus:/

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Wednesday 25 January 2012 15:33

I'm glad that you liked them. - Lucifer

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Wednesday 25 January 2012 15:43

Wrong address?

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Wednesday 25 January 2012 15:46

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Wednesday 25 January 2012 16:20

Pretty little liars...

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Wednesday 25 January 2012 16:47

That's so creepy what did you do

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Namechange.Sunglasses.Mexico

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Wednesday 25 January 2012 17:15

Oh, good you got my package!

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Wednesday 25 January 2012 17:40

That's trippy yo...

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