Love: Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to... - FML

By woundedexwife - 16/01/2010 01:22 - United States

Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML

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BrownSugar_fml 5

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:12

Glad to see the "ex" on that name :)

coolcat33 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:06

to get back at him you should sleep with his uncle. then go home and cut off his weenie with a pair of scissors and make him eat it on a bun.

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BLAARGH 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 7:52

Genius. im gonn have to try that.

sarahoxox 1

Thursday 19 May 2011 14:33

YDI for writing this whole FML as a sentence. dumbass.

Mmarion_fml 6

Monday 13 February 2012 18:58

There are 2 sentences. And no, she doesn't deserve it because of the way she wrote that fml. That's "dumbass".

ckrider64 8

Saturday 30 March 2013 1:00

what a prick

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