Miscellaneous: Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend...

By usmcgirl - 18/11/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos... as the flower girl. FML

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That's gross. FYL indeed.

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niome_fml 9

Sunday 21 September 2014 6:18

wow she's pretty mean. ur dad's pretty nice....

Pyrithium 8

Friday 31 October 2014 5:30

That's... creepy...

fantasyworld 37

Monday 15 December 2014 17:37

That's creepy.

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