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By HireMe&SaveMe - 26/07/2016 10:00

Today, I realized the only reason I have a job is because I'm seeing my bosses daughter but she's a pig and rarely showers. I can't break up with her or I lose my job. FML

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farmgirl98 14

Wednesday 27 July 2016 5:12

Do you love your job more than your self respect? I'd dust off the ol' résumé and get to job hunting if it were me. Or, maybe you could encourage your gf to shower more often? Make a game of it and give her little incentives & positive reinforcements. Good luck op!

trustmeimanurse 5

Wednesday 27 July 2016 13:53

uh, you just called her a pig. I don't think you can stay with her

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farmgirl98 14

Wednesday 27 July 2016 5:12

Do you love your job more than your self respect? I'd dust off the ol' résumé and get to job hunting if it were me. Or, maybe you could encourage your gf to shower more often? Make a game of it and give her little incentives & positive reinforcements. Good luck op!

keeper317 2

Wednesday 27 July 2016 6:58

Depending where you are from that would warrent a wrongful termination suit.

trustmeimanurse 5

Wednesday 27 July 2016 13:53

uh, you just called her a pig. I don't think you can stay with her

DeadxManxWalking 27

Wednesday 27 July 2016 14:41

offer shower sex to get her in the shower and scrub her down

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