Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm...

By Username - 16/04/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML

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Saturday 16 April 2011 12:18

Why the hell did you think they were called potato chips then? YDI, you idiot.

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What_Willis_is_t 1

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:31

Potatoes, really?? I thought they were made from cabbage...

ifiFaLL 1

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:33

LOOLOOLOLOLOOOL I GOT MY GF PREGNANT

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Saturday 16 April 2011 15:40

such an IDIOT! ydi

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Saturday 16 April 2011 15:42

what did you think they were made out of?

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Saturday 16 April 2011 15:44

Hey, I just found out how they make "Pringles" all the same shape and size! (: "Unwrapped" on the Food Network!

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Saturday 16 April 2011 15:44

Hey, I just found out how they make "Pringles" all the same shape and size! (: "Unwrapped" on the Food Network!

sourgirl101 28

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Hey, I just found out how they make "Pringles" all the same shape and size! (: "Unwrapped" on the Food Network!

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:44

Hey, I just found out how they make "Pringles" all the same shape and size! (: "Unwrapped" on the Food Network!

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Saturday 16 April 2011 15:45

dumb ass

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Saturday 16 April 2011 15:49

you must be incredibly dense. and why would you admit to being that stupid?

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