Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to...

By arrrrggggghhhh - 04/03/2009 23:38 - United States

Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML

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Thursday 5 March 2009 9:38

This is the most disgusting thing I've ever read.

Samael_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 9:39

That is unbelievably disgusting. Was it out of malice or is your roommate an idiot that doesn't know what a loofah is for?

Comments

ZielZone 4

Friday 30 September 2011 4:25

You're a guy... Why do you need a loofa??

elizacandle 29

Friday 20 September 2013 3:18

Eww. Thats why I have a shower stuffs basket with bar soap, loofah , razor etc.

Baller_Bob 17

Wednesday 12 February 2014 4:14

Please make sure he doesn't breed

Tomato_Cheese 22

Saturday 26 December 2015 11:40

Maybe he IS changing it but it just gets covered in shit again?

caliguy08 17

Friday 7 October 2016 19:13

Talk about having a shitty college experience

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