Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that I shower just about 3 times a day just... - FML

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By They Don't Even Let Me Leave The House - 23/06/2016 15:01 - United States - Quincy

Today, I realized that I shower just about 3 times a day just to get away from my horrible family. FML

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LAS11 11

Sunday 26 June 2016 5:43

My room doesn't have a lock on it, and as my username states, my mom won't let me leave the house, and even though I'm not a huge fan of her, I still have to respect my mom.

thraax 14

Friday 24 June 2016 19:50

Can't you just lock yourself in your room?

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thraax 14

Friday 24 June 2016 19:50

Can't you just lock yourself in your room?

LiliK_fml 21

Friday 24 June 2016 23:49

That really isn't good for your skin. If you can't isolate yourself to your bedroom, maybe arrange to stay over a friend's house

LAS11 11

Sunday 26 June 2016 5:43

My room doesn't have a lock on it, and as my username states, my mom won't let me leave the house, and even though I'm not a huge fan of her, I still have to respect my mom.

AbeLincoln33 2

Tuesday 28 June 2016 11:55

Your mom is a bitch sneak out

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Today, my psycho cat stood on my toilet seat and challenged me to a stand-off. After 10 minutes, I couldn't hold it in any more and asked to use my neighbor's bathroom instead. I told him my toilet was broken. FML

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Today, I got called for a job interview. I didn't catch where it was, and in my excitement I forgot to ask. I now have no idea where I'm being interviewed. FML

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Today, one of my friends posted on Facebook saying if you're held up at an ATM, putting your PIN in backwards will alert the cops. I pointed out it's an urban legend, and asked how it'd work if their PIN was the same backwards. He drove over and beat the crap out of me. FML

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Today, I came home from out of state. I found out someone online had told my husband that the "fumes" from hot showers can be lethal. As a precaution, he removed the draft-blocking bathroom door to make sure it's "properly ventilated." FML

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Today, I ordered takeout. When I looked in the bag, I saw they'd included four sets of plastic cutlery. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, then estimated that there must be at least four people eating such a large meal. I was eating alone. FML

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Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML

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