Miscellaneous: Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of...

By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 16:10 - United States

Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML

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Monday 16 January 2012 19:00

So you don't like your own posts? Remember, the first step is liking you(r Facebook posts).

thatshot808 6

Monday 16 January 2012 19:07

Liking your own status is like giving yourself a high five

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itstesshomo 2

Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:11

same. that's why I don't posts statuses cause I know I'll get no likes hahahaha

rshbld2thehead 1

Tuesday 17 January 2012 13:56

Anyone who bases their self worth off of anything having to do with facebook needs to do some serious reevaluating of their life!

Lauren160 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 15:51

Don't worry about it...it happens to everyone in different ways.

tactical_bacon 4

Tuesday 17 January 2012 19:25

well then i guess ur confidence will be shattered by the amount of YDI's you got for being lame

AssassinsCRB 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 4:20

Mines youtube comment thumbs up

jeffcox99 10

Wednesday 18 January 2012 5:46

ME TOO! But I'm ok with it =D

atleese 4

Wednesday 18 January 2012 16:17

Same ):

farkas420 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 22:05

I think it's time you delete your face book account

Hardwaregeek 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 22:29

Somebody hasn't been to Reddit

MilkMaid75 2

Friday 20 January 2012 3:40

Oh no, what's going to happen when you see all the "you deserve it" votes

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