Health: Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've...

By balletteacher - 08/09/2012 20:32 - United States

Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML

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Sunday 9 September 2012 9:03

At least you will always be able to find north

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Sunday 9 September 2012 9:08

If you're taking any astronomy classes there's a cheat sheet right on your face. Yay:)!

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emmusj 14

Sunday 31 May 2015 16:50

Sorry OP, I know how it feels. Orion was on my right cheek for the longest time.

TTesla 10

Thursday 27 August 2015 23:34

Which cheek? ;)

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