Miscellaneous: Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z"...

By slcbabii23 - 01/10/2009 07:56 - United States

Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML

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By JemapelleStupid - 27/04/2022 06:00

Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML

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Lisa89 3

Thursday 1 October 2009 16:21

I do the same :3. I try ans save my work as i'm painting (on canvas) then realize i don't need to :P.

Syn_fml 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 18:20

That's because you're an idiot.

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itspretzelday 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 19:47

:D You should feel honored: Kevin Nealon picked this! Lucky.

idontgiveone 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 19:56

LOL XDD

GriefBacon 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 20:13

That is very sad.

eff_it_d00d 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 20:17

more like MLIA than a FML.

thelegendarystm_fml 1

Thursday 1 October 2009 20:23

why is there no "this one's just lame" button?

Cristaderzi 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 20:27

Umm Donkey how is he a moron??? Maybe you should clean your mirror cause geeZ really!!!!!

BunnyDrastic 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 20:30

What??

NobodysLover 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 21:25

I read this before. Be original next time, really >:(

plexico 3

Thursday 1 October 2009 21:39

Control + Freak

Bloodknight 22

Thursday 1 October 2009 21:40

Your dumb!

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