Miscellaneous: Today, I realized for the last year that my husband has been... - FML

By xetsa - 13/02/2010 05:23 - France

Today, I realized for the last year that my husband has been home from Iraq, I haven't gotten more than a few hours of sleep at night. Not because he gets nightmares, but because he now snores so loud that the pets sleep at the other end of the house to get rest. FML

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Freeze_fml 16

Saturday 13 February 2010 12:19

What a bummer for you. It's not like he could have been killed in Iraq or anything.

Spyrunner 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 12:18

Sleeping together is never easy.

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coolkitty154 11

Thursday 20 June 2013 1:56

Easy solution, get earplugs. Not that hard to figure out after a year.

Aligator67 12

Sunday 16 February 2014 23:22

What's the problem? You should be grateful that he wasn't killed in Iraq. I'd rather have a snoring partner than a dead one.

Phatburger 4

Saturday 6 August 2016 5:42

better than waking from nightmares

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