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By pain - 26/02/2010 10:23 - Japan

Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML

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Friday 26 February 2010 16:07

you should post the video, it'll make you famous

creepermagnet 0

Friday 26 February 2010 16:10

Well, that's just a shitty situation ;)

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TianaDae 0

Monday 21 June 2010 5:16

ew .

osirisfrost 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 23:18

you just made my day. EPIC WIN

cvizzle 2

Tuesday 27 July 2010 3:19

lmfao

Deus_Volent 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 14:41

Fake

Deus_Volent 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 14:41

Fake

anonymous595 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 10:07

hope you weren wearing white hahaha

gOlfwAng_fml 0

Monday 13 June 2011 9:38

looks like the night before got you pretty loose, know what I mean ;D

bengermin 5

Monday 13 June 2011 22:54

...anyone ever heard of bridal diapers?

haniam16 6

Saturday 6 August 2011 19:37

hopefully your dress touched the ground so no one could see

Gloria_GDA 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 2:24

EWW!! FYL that must have been horrible.

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