Love: Today, I realised that I have fallen for the most amazing girl....

By DDubs - 08/01/2010 03:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised that I have fallen for the most amazing girl. She's good looking, has a great personality, she's funny and is a hit with all my friends but she doesn't seem to realise she has a body odor problem. FML

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Friday 8 January 2010 9:30

If you're so into her, and she's so amazing, you should be able to have a mature conversation about it without insulting her.

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Friday 8 January 2010 9:29

eww, give her a "friendly basket" fill with deo soap perfume and everything that smells nice she will be greatfull an might use it so she won't hurt your feelings lol if she dosent use it then ask her about it. if not then stick a car deo on her back when she's not looking lol

Comments

Tommay186 7

Tuesday 7 February 2012 21:56

You're extremely shallow.

jacebeeny 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 7:07

Damn bro u too??

Tori821 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 23:05

i have a girl at my school like that

Miooow 16

Monday 21 May 2012 3:26

Take this as a compensate for her good looks. Maybe she knows that she has body odour and so her looks makes up for it.

patismaximus 1

Monday 11 June 2012 2:00

'realized'

emchocolat_fml 25

Thursday 11 October 2012 19:51

Nope, "realised" is fine. There are several more differences between British English and American English, too, it might be worth looking them up before correcting mistakes that aren't mistakes.