Intimacy: Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make...

By mattttbob - 04/02/2012 10:16 - Australia

Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML

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Saturday 4 February 2012 16:05

Doesn't matter had sex.

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jcingram 2

Saturday 4 February 2012 22:22

Ydi....everyone does

neonberries 15

Saturday 4 February 2012 22:46

You're seriously going to complain about having sex!? And you call yourself a man!!!!

causticgirl 6

Saturday 4 February 2012 23:09

Mmmm. It's excellent cardio when done well.

momo1972 3

Saturday 4 February 2012 23:10

Can I join that gym?

mama2b3 20

Sunday 5 February 2012 0:39

Sounds like a win-win to me...

aron666 25

Sunday 5 February 2012 0:44

Only matters that she loves you, and you had sex

Shutter_Shades12 4

Sunday 5 February 2012 0:57

I love this!

droln4maltesers 8

Sunday 5 February 2012 1:23

And the problem here is...?!!!

dbnumberiv 2

Sunday 5 February 2012 1:48

Man card revoked

EduJav321 24

Sunday 5 February 2012 1:49

Think about it: Not fit = sex Toned = no sex ... i think you're good

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