Miscellaneous: Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML

By embaressed - 27/01/2009 17:33 - Canada

Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML

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Friday 6 March 2009 2:59

today i realized half of you can't spell for shit

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You can't misspell a name.

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Spell embarrassed right dumbass

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Sunday 1 May 2016 20:06

This is honestly such a ridiculously stupid FML. I'm not sure why it even got posted. YDI

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How is this even an FML. How did this even make it through the moderators.

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