Today, I realised I can tell which family member has just left...

By Anonymous - 01/07/2019 04:14

Today, I realised I can tell which family member has just left the bathroom from the smell alone. FML

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NPDclusterBaware 8

Monday 1 July 2019 4:41

Gross. Get a poopouri

Katie Trail 6

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Well that sucks ass

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NPDclusterBaware 8

Monday 1 July 2019 4:41

Gross. Get a poopouri

Katie Trail 6

Monday 1 July 2019 4:48

Well that sucks ass

RichardPencil 30

Monday 1 July 2019 10:13

Sounds like a family of... ...wait on it... ...shitty situations.

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