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By Ozzien - 26/09/2016 21:12 - United States - Boston

Today, I ran an experiment perfectly in lab. I was the last in my class to finish and proud of how well I'd done. Just as I was about to weigh the product, I spilled half. It weighed 3 miligrams, a record low. FML

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cats4lyfe 25

Tuesday 27 September 2016 10:45

Guess you had to be there.

chucklesman96 13

Wednesday 28 September 2016 1:20

I know that feel. Hopefully you were being marked on the purity of your product and not the yield.

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cats4lyfe 25

Tuesday 27 September 2016 10:45

Guess you had to be there.

chucklesman96 13

Wednesday 28 September 2016 1:20

I know that feel. Hopefully you were being marked on the purity of your product and not the yield.

SayHello115 3

Tuesday 18 October 2016 11:55

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