Work: Today, I quit my job so I wouldn't have to work with this one... - FML

By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 04:49 - Australia - Townsville

Today, I quit my job so I wouldn't have to work with this one complete fuck-wit anymore. I told him what I thought of him, and then walked away giving him the middle finger. Turns out, he is a regular customer at my new job. Everyone loves him and thinks he's awesome. FML

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By hard worker - 22/08/2016 01:03

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Today, I finally quit my job after talking with a friend about making our own design/multimedia company. While I was on my way to his house, he called me and told me not to quit because he got an awesome job offer and couldn't refuse. FML

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Today, I finally worked up the nerve to quit my job after being tortured by my boss for months. My boss responded by throwing a hardcover textbook at me and hitting me in the face. FML

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Today, it was a coworker's last day. Over the last 6 months, he has been talking smack about me because he assumed I'd ratted him out for a Facebook post, ranting about our place of employment. I decided to confront him after work to let him know that I didn't do it. He then reported me for harassment to all of my supervisors. FML

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Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML

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Zman2017 18

Thursday 2 July 2015 16:37

I have to feel like maybe you were the one being annoying.....

photogirlinlove 16

Thursday 2 July 2015 16:36

Irony is a cruel bitch.

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glorywalrus 2

Tuesday 2 February 2016 21:20

be careful what toes you step on today, for they may be connected to the butt you have to kiss tomorrow

Jerry Leberer 12

Monday 15 October 2018 7:06

yeah, because that was mature on your part.

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