Work: Today, I quit my job after two years. Now I have my crazy boss...

By Azcrazy - 03/08/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I quit my job after two years. Now I have my crazy boss sitting out in front of my house, telling me she wants to work things out. She's been there all day. FML

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Monday 3 August 2009 23:04

She sounds more like a crazy ex than a crazy boss.

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Tuesday 18 March 2014 3:23

Call the cops.

Xkillz302 10

Sunday 5 June 2016 21:22

you must be one hell of a worker

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