Work: Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in...

By Tomtom - 17/11/2008 05:04 - France

Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML

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Jenjen87 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 20:51

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Comments

Vermelle 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 5:43

@10: Not sure about guys, but with girls most of our underwear is fairly thin material, so its hard to tell they're inside if they are not bunched up into a ball.

Abirys 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:16

lol

Mikey_Mayhem 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 14:54

i dont wear underwear, problem solved

Odiny147 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 0:59

lol

iampunk 0

Monday 25 October 2010 3:31

lmao.

pinkster2014 25

Wednesday 23 September 2015 14:08

Or just make sure you take your pants off separately from taking your underwear off. NOW, problem solved :)

bsaucedo 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 22:43

this is actually veryyy common . this has happened to me a few times and ive seen it happen plenty .

MisterEff 1

Tuesday 26 May 2009 5:23

I am not stupid so I don't take my underwear off with my pants. I do it separately.

wolfeyes00 10

Saturday 21 June 2014 7:07

so do i. i hate it when people dont lol ocd here so it bothers me :P

monterantoe 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 8:11

That just made my day. Utterly, hysterical!!!

anonymous_user 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 17:59

you wear jeans to a meeting?

lastminuteperm 0

Friday 10 July 2009 7:02

Guys do that crap a lot: they leave the underwear inside their pants. My dad and brother do that so much. It's just the guys in my family. Lazy! Anyway, I got a bit confused, too. You should have been a bit more clear.

HinatasGirl 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 2:42

Who wears jeans to a meeting? Freak.

Mauskau 35

Sunday 6 September 2009 0:29

I did that once but to school. I somehow managed to get a tie in one of my trouser legs. I walked all the way to school with my school tie hanging out of my trouserleg. I didn't realise until someone laughed at me and pointed. I wondered where that tie had got to. Haha.