Miscellaneous: Today, I put on my prom dress. This is my dream dress: the perfect... - FML

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By fatass - 06/04/2016 00:12 - United States - Hooper

Today, I put on my prom dress. This is my dream dress: the perfect dress for me. My mom brought it back from the dry cleaner, so I tried it on to make sure it didn't shrink or anything. Turns out I gained like 50 pounds, and my dress won't even close. Prom is in 3 days. FML

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