Miscellaneous: Today, I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush...

By Cottagecheeseha - 20/08/2012 04:03 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush picked it up and a weird look came across his face. I then realized I had used toilet paper. Now I'm the girl who reads while taking dumps. FML

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tjamurphy 5

Monday 20 August 2012 12:14

I'm reading this fml from a toilet so i can't really judge.

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Dont we all in some way shape or form?

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fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 28 June 2016 17:34

You aren't the only one.

randybryant799 20

Tuesday 29 June 2021 5:02

Can't you be the girl who reads while peeing?

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