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By fetid fart fug - 09/11/2017 21:24

Today, I pulled a muscle in my stomach while straining to overcome the constipation that has plagued me for over a week. FML
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GhostFox 33

You really should have gone to a doctor, or hell, even an ER. You should NOT be constipated for that long- your intestines being that backed up is a sign of something being wrong. In the rare case something wasn't wrong when it began, it can really easily cause something to go wrong, and it isn't impossible for our organs to rupture from that in extreme cases.

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GhostFox 33

You really should have gone to a doctor, or hell, even an ER. You should NOT be constipated for that long- your intestines being that backed up is a sign of something being wrong. In the rare case something wasn't wrong when it began, it can really easily cause something to go wrong, and it isn't impossible for our organs to rupture from that in extreme cases.

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