Geek: Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes....

By lilzoot - 08/02/2009 03:19 - United States

Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML

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By The_Black_Jesus - 31/03/2013 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML

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By nothing - 29/11/2022 06:00

Today, I was finally allowed some time to get my game on. When I attempted to log in, I was given an error message. The game servers were down. Estimated time back up was, "sometime later this week". I was unable to get my game on, and had to do chores instead. FML

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katieatieay 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:15

don't ******* underestimate barbie.

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Sunday 8 February 2009 15:57

Are they really hard...? *Checks*

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leonlee2002 10

Sunday 3 August 2014 2:10

Or was your dick hard? Okay I'm sorry just had to

rabid_otaku 29

Monday 1 September 2014 21:02

I do that all the time lol. Polly pocket is harder

Thunderballs 9

Tuesday 16 August 2016 4:24

Screw barby

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