Miscellaneous: Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's...

By jsmills92 - 21/12/2012 00:26 - United States - Cranston

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

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Friday 21 December 2012 9:01

Your husband is a real pussy.

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Friday 21 December 2012 9:10

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Federgirl 19

Friday 18 April 2014 22:35

ewwww!

marxism 8

Friday 28 August 2015 8:56

Well maybe if you let him eat YOUR pussy he wouldn't have to eat it's food.

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Sunday 13 November 2016 0:36

buy him his own

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