Miscellaneous: Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a...

By sweatstreaks - 16/09/2011 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML

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Friday 16 September 2011 16:04

Bacon is great you should try it

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It's a sign for you to switch over

Comments

Masift 21

Monday 14 September 2015 18:33

Wish I could be around you while you exercise

Michaelaarnett 22

Wednesday 16 December 2015 21:07

Naughty naughty.

ArbiterOfFML 24

Friday 9 June 2017 5:16

if you are a vegetarian, how do you know what bacon smells like? *Slams Table* OBJECTION!!

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