Love: Today, I noticed that my car's passenger-side door has cobwebs... - FML

By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 14:16 - United States - Portland

Today, I noticed that my car's passenger-side door has cobwebs all over it. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 11 September 2013 19:06

That's okay. The spiders are willing to be your friends and accompany you.

immunetoinsanity 23

Wednesday 11 September 2013 19:08

Get your friends to clean them off! Oh wait..

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CMC_LOVES_MGM 19

Thursday 12 September 2013 0:53

I was reading this FML in my university's study hall I laughed so loud everyone stared at me; this will be added to favorites

EmmaMK 35

Thursday 12 September 2013 14:50

Were you sitting alone.

Migole 36

Thursday 12 September 2013 1:14

I read this FML three times and always read cowbells. No wonder it didn't make sense to me.

perdix 29

Thursday 12 September 2013 2:22

You must drive pretty ******* slowly! No wonder nobody wants to ride with you.

BrotherPhil 35

Thursday 12 September 2013 3:27

You say that like it's a bad thing...

HalseyZ 7

Thursday 12 September 2013 4:17

OP, are you really lonely? :3

uneasecorpse69 3

Thursday 12 September 2013 4:20

I don't see why Peachy2392's comment was removed. plus I don't see why this got posted and then last two I wrote haven't.

FrankHotpants 31

Thursday 12 September 2013 4:45

Regardless of your social life, it's not a good idea to leave them on the car. Last time I had a spider crawl up my window as I drove I considered driving my car off a cliff.

Ellisonjulian 4

Thursday 12 September 2013 4:52

Some car washes include detailing...

grashopper8 7

Thursday 12 September 2013 5:27

Hug

PonyTails13 3

Thursday 12 September 2013 5:57

inside or outside of the car?

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