Health: Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me...

By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 16:12 - United States

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

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Friday 10 February 2012 18:45

Well look on the bright side, now you have a backup pair.

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Friday 10 February 2012 18:47

Now you going to need a Bra for the front and the back.

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sulitak 27

Monday 8 April 2013 7:40

um. you need a better fitting bra or loose weight. I'm 250 and I had back boobs because my band was too tight. now, I'm still fat, but no back boobs

MSDemonslayer 5

Tuesday 5 August 2014 20:23

I like back boobs.

Jayms_fml 32

Tuesday 7 June 2016 8:57

Wow, that is utterly disgusting!

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