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By "xXRaidenXx" - 28/02/2018 13:10 - United States - Ponca City

Today, I noticed some really pretty girls walking down the street, and I wanted to impress them by doing a 360 on my bike. Everything went as planned, and when I landed the trick, I turned my head to look at the girls, while my head was turned. I smacked into a pole causing me to hit my face. FML

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user53658 15

Monday 5 March 2018 13:18

And then the girls walked away without checking on you?

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 2 March 2018 15:20

I hope you're okay, but you totally deserve it for being a showoff.

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DanielleinDC 33

Friday 2 March 2018 15:20

I hope you're okay, but you totally deserve it for being a showoff.

user53658 15

Monday 5 March 2018 13:18

And then the girls walked away without checking on you?

xXRaidenXx 6

Monday 5 March 2018 20:22

indeed. t'was a sad day.

befuddled455 9

Wednesday 7 March 2018 9:45

because the girls /definitely/ owed him something for deciding to impress them and ******* up. maybe they were afraid of being harassed even more if they'd approached him.

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