Animals: Today, I noticed a small bite on my arm. I couldn't figure out...

By Shitsuo01 - 30/12/2016 01:56 - United States - Douglasville

Today, I noticed a small bite on my arm. I couldn't figure out what it came from until I saw a small insect crawling out of my bra. FML

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Thursday 5 January 2017 7:59

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Oh god...That mental image gave me chills. Ugh.

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