Today, I needed to grab something from the garage. As soon as...

By ScaredDad - 02/05/2019 12:00

Today, I needed to grab something from the garage. As soon as the door closed, I heard a little click sound. My one-year-old seems to have figured out the door lock. FML

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Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML

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By brandon - 10/01/2011 17:04 - Canada

Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to unlock my garage door. After shouting several profanities, my roommate walked up to me, turned the key the other way, and unlocked it. FML

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swervelol 28

Thursday 2 May 2019 18:44

How could a one year old reach the door lock?

carey33 15

Saturday 4 May 2019 16:17

My one year old pushed a laundry basket up to the door and locked my husband out

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swervelol 28

Thursday 2 May 2019 18:44

How could a one year old reach the door lock?

carey33 15

Saturday 4 May 2019 16:17

My one year old pushed a laundry basket up to the door and locked my husband out

mekiswrite 21

Thursday 2 May 2019 20:06

Scared dad; smart kid.

StagGT 13

Thursday 2 May 2019 20:51

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