Miscellaneous: Today, I moved back home because I got laid off and could no... - FML

By TotallyFkd - 22/01/2009 20:49 - United States

Today, I moved back home because I got laid off and could no longer afford my apartment. I decided to take a nap and when I woke up I overheard my Mom telling my Aunt that she used to be so proud of me and wonders when I became such a loser. Burn. FML

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Jtotheimmie 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 5:25

dude same thing happened to me except I didn't give them the chance to say I was a loser. Immediately signed up for the army. FML

dangercraver 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 5:50

WTF. Everyone has bad luck, especially in this economy! fyl

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RexRocks 7

Friday 7 August 2015 22:20

Hope u get a job good luck with the mother ?

scottishoatmeal 22

Sunday 21 February 2016 12:50

Don't worry OP, good things will come. Hang in there

Magmashift 11

Wednesday 1 June 2016 19:45

Wow. Your mom sucks.

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