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By sadlife - 14/07/2016 04:49 - Australia - Kenthurst

Today, I met a man who was everything I have dreamt of, I also met his wife FML.

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Riversman267 9

Friday 15 July 2016 4:59

Aww, I'm sorry. I'm sure you'll find someone else who is everything you dreamt of

AJDanko 7

Wednesday 20 July 2016 2:59

Isn't it ironic? Don't ya think?

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Riversman267 9

Friday 15 July 2016 4:59

Aww, I'm sorry. I'm sure you'll find someone else who is everything you dreamt of

AJDanko 7

Wednesday 20 July 2016 2:59

Isn't it ironic? Don't ya think?

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Today, I withdrew $120 from the ATM at the hotel I'm staying at, only to have no money come out. When I talked to the concierge, who witnessed the whole thing, she said it had been happening all day and that the machine was broken. My bank says it's the hotel's problem, and the hotel says it's the bank's problem. Either way, I'm out $120. FML

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Today, the bank called to ask when were we going to make the mortgage payments for our family home. We were several months late. I had been transferring my mother the cash to make the mortgage payments after she lost her money gambling. She absolutely promised she would stop several months ago. I guess she lied. FML

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Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML

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Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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Today, I got no happy birthday wishes from anyone. I decided to call my sister to see if she'd remembered. My 6-year-old niece answered, so I told her it was my birthday. She said that it's tomorrow. After ten minutes of arguing with a 6-year-old, I checked the calendar. It's tomorrow. FML

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Today, my mom gave me my Christmas gift. It was a letter containing $200 and a note saying, "Here's the down payment for your apartment, please just move out already." I turned 18 last week. Thanks mom. FML

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