Love: Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML

By Daryll - 22/01/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML

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Sunday 28 February 2010 22:25

was it Justin bieber? wait you said deeper...

TheBigDawg 8

Friday 27 February 2009 5:16

Was it Dr. Mrs. The Monarch? :P

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U2dabest 0

Friday 12 March 2010 6:22

I bet Justin beiber wrote this...

jakefml33 0

Monday 15 March 2010 1:49

that's just as bad fir her as it us for u lol

laxgirl3 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 0:45

well...are you Justin Bieber?

Sofeee 0

Tuesday 13 April 2010 3:15

sonny with a chance

Green_Eyes_Pwn 0

Monday 3 May 2010 20:20

Before I saw your name, I assumed you were Justin Beiber.

Tummy_tumble 0

Saturday 8 May 2010 5:15

It's very likely that you are Justin Bieber or met a sex transplant patient.

mj4life 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 14:23

haha

hanoha 0

Monday 28 June 2010 17:18

Justin bieber??? it's that you????

pieintheface 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 3:25

are you Justin bieber? because he can go anywhere in the world and see that

Colibeau 3

Tuesday 31 August 2010 12:51

lol

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