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By noooo!!! - 19/04/2012 18:45 - United States

Today, I made my brother go to the grocery store to get some frozen pizzas. Ten minutes after he left, the power cut out. Still no power. Still hungry. FML

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Today, during a storm-related power failure, I jerry-rigged an inverter from my car to supply the essentials. In doing so, I managed to blow up the fridge, smoke and all. The power came back on 5 minutes later. FML

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Friday 20 April 2012 0:04

Maybe go somewhere and get some different food yourself? It's not that hard

DocBastard 38

Friday 20 April 2012 0:13

It's a shame grocery stores don't sell things that don't need to be heated prior to consumption. Things like fruit, vegetables, and Twinkies. Shame.

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fantasyworld 37

Friday 2 January 2015 22:04

Hopefully he got other food.

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