Work: Today, I made a patient really happy. I work in a long term...

By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I made a patient really happy. I work in a long term care facility and was changing a woman's diaper. While cleaning her, I somehow managed to give her an orgasm with a warm wash cloth. FML

agreeclassic 74 490

vote type 1 4 938

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Similar FMLs

By Anonymous - 03/06/2015 10:15 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML

agreeclassic 33 984

vote type 1 3 123

By Misspoopypants - 25/07/2017 05:00

Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML

agreeclassic 5 276

vote type 1 366

By StickyWicket - 14/05/2019 18:00

Today, at work where I'm a physiotherapist, I was helping a patient with lower back pain. While I was massaging him, he shat himself. FML

agreeclassic 2 088

vote type 1 137

By Poorlittlelady - 08/10/2018 22:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I was helping my elderly dementia client with her toilet. I reached in both front and back to pull up her pants for her. "Not too hard, nice and easy..." she said with a weird smile. I looked over to see I was actually pulling her nipple. FML

agreeclassic 3 157

vote type 1 681

By habassistant - 02/01/2013 15:49 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped himself, so I started to undress him for a shower. I took his dirty diaper off and set it on his bed, then I bent over to take off his socks at which point he put the diaper on my head like a hat. FML

agreeclassic 56 062

vote type 1 5 253

By Crap - 12/04/2016 16:48 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML

agreeclassic 19 844

vote type 1 2 967

Frozen

By Scarred for life - 13/03/2020 08:00

Today, while volunteering at a senior care center, I witnessed a woman begin to remove her trousers. Then she began tearing apart her diaper. She then began to explore her body. I was unable to stop her. FML

agreeclassic 1 636

vote type 1 162

By -_- - 15/03/2016 01:46 - United States - Inverness

Today, I made an attempt to be nicer to customers at my job as instructed, which resulted in me listening to a handful of elderly people's incontinence issues, and a meth-addict's multiple abortions in detail. FML

agreeclassic 17 770

vote type 1 1 796

By random - 23/10/2013 22:41 - United States - Amarillo

Today, while working as a paramedic, we got called to an assisted living home. The medical emergency? The woman had a leak in her bathroom and wanted it fixed. FML

agreeclassic 39 189

vote type 1 2 610

Leave it

By caleighrossi - 16/06/2014 00:21 - United States - Ottumwa

Today, I was working my shift at our local nursing home. I was assisting a "sweet", "innocent" 100-year-old lady, and she had a bunch of used tissues balled up in her lap, so I offered to dispose of them in the waste-basket. She told me that if I touched them, she would kill everything I love. FML

agreeclassic 48 619

vote type 1 5 390

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 13 June 2009 15:58

Oh wow. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

jio_freed 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 15:58

You must have magic fingers

Comments

terror_twins 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 9:02

I agree with #2

Kahuna382000 2

Thursday 4 March 2010 18:39

*Sigh* I did that too. I was almost sick.

aidenkush 0

Saturday 8 May 2010 3:46

yuck! I bet u felt dirty

kelliejellie 3

Monday 17 May 2010 2:35

that sucks

yoshi56789 1

Tuesday 6 July 2010 23:12

talk about awkward...

gumzy 6

Wednesday 4 August 2010 7:29

um gross :S

spinmeroun 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 21:51

Lol!

kitsunedemon1 2

Tuesday 12 October 2010 1:16

llmfao at #93

SadinSherman 16

Monday 25 October 2010 7:44

Get over it.

emodude44 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 11:37

She'll be requesting you.., specially next time...

VDM sur Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous My ex Stalker Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Sex Intimacy Suspicious Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Top

Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly as a teen came along and peed through my car's open window. FML

agreeclassic 47 125

vote type 1 12 205

Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML

agreeclassic 37 325

vote type 1 3 971

Today, my older brother said that if he beat me in a game of NBA 2k17, he would get to keep my PS4. I beat him so badly that he got angry and destroyed my PlayStation. FML

agreeclassic 5 804

vote type 1 531

Today, I discovered that my mom and her disgusting mess of a boyfriend refer to his penis as "the monkey." And she says that I hate him because I'M immature. FML

agreeclassic 22 331

vote type 1 2 599

Today, my boss interviewed a prospective employee, my ex-girlfriend. My psycho ex, a kleptomaniac, thinks she's qualified to be a Security Guard. Her background check agrees. FML

agreeclassic 23 656

vote type 1 1 523

Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML

agreeclassic 38 955

vote type 1 5 360

Similar FMLs

Frozen

Leave it

TOP COMMENTS

Comments