Work: Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops...

By Alice - 27/05/2011 05:46 - Australia

Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops because the juice was too acidic for him. He sat in a corner and waited for two hours for them to arrive. Obviously, they didn't turn up. So he yelled at me and left. FML

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Friday 27 May 2011 12:04

The guy really needs to concentrate on more important things than juice.

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Friday 27 May 2011 12:00

haha wow what a idiot

Comments

emmiep1011 7

Friday 27 May 2011 12:33

there are some strange people out there...

Aethereality 10

Friday 27 May 2011 18:50

Today, I went to buy some orange juice. The person who was serving me ended up making the orange juice too acidic so I called the police. I waited for two hours. They didn't show up. FML.

Bekll 31

Friday 27 May 2011 12:33

Wow, what an idiot. The police don't take those kinds of calls seriously. There are 911 calls on YouTube of people complaining about the wrong order at a fast food place and that sort of thing. Good chance Juice man's call will too.

Bakayarou_fml 0

Friday 27 May 2011 12:42

The customer is always an idiot. On another note, did he look like Tom Hanks? Points to whoever gets this :)

Livinia 11

Friday 27 May 2011 12:44

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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nimihyel 4

Friday 27 May 2011 12:56

I was just about to say this.

rattusrattus 18

Friday 27 May 2011 13:19

Well. Orange juice has an average pH of 3.5 (acidic). Stomach acid has a pH of 1-2 (more acidic), depending. Your face ever got burnt off by your own vomit? An alkaline/basic (pH of 8 or above) orange juice would be disgusting.