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By BetterThanFake - 13/01/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my boyfriend and see what he would do. He ended up dumping me for the fake MySpace girl. FML

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By Misha - 05/06/2022 06:00

Today, I was flirting with this really attractive guy on a dating website until he became convinced I wasn't real by my pictures and bio, and stopped messaging me and reported me for spam. He was really, really cute and funny, and seemed like a great guy until then. Guess I'm too vanilla. FML

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corgi 6

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:13

So, technically, you guys are still together.

Orchid_fml 2

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:13

are you twelve ? awee it's cute that you're allowed to use the computer .

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Saturday 9 April 2016 5:40

YDI just for using MySpace

VDM sur Facebook

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