Today, I'm so poor I used stolen butter and ketchup from work... - FML

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By Sadghetti - 28/09/2017 09:32

Today, I'm so poor I used stolen butter and ketchup from work as spaghetti sauce. FML

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GhostFox 33

Saturday 30 September 2017 19:27

Food banks are your friend- they adjust according to income usually, so even if you have income, you still get something.

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GhostFox 33

Saturday 30 September 2017 19:27

Food banks are your friend- they adjust according to income usually, so even if you have income, you still get something.

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