Intimacy: Today, I'm here to inform men that, "If I fucked you, I wouldn't... - FML

By No thank you - 04/02/2015 20:17 - United States - Columbus

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Today, I'm here to inform men that, "If I fucked you, I wouldn't pull out" is not an effective pick up line. Ever. Especially on a coworker. FML

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tdawg91 17

Thursday 5 February 2015 9:33

So romantic! What girl wouldn't swoon?

RobinGoodfellow 47

Thursday 5 February 2015 9:43

Are there actually effective pick-up lines? Though that one, I admit, is particularly bad.

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shannon2348 14

Tuesday 8 October 2019 19:48

that is disgusting. only a complete idiot would think that's a good idea to say.

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