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By Anonyme - 29/01/2016 22:38 - China - Shanghai

Today, I'm doing an architecture course in China. My boss asked me to create a lamp shaped like a shrimp. FML

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Wednesday 13 September 2017 15:09

umm...okay? is this supposed to be an FML?

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