Intimacy: Today, I lost my virginity and thought the strange sensation...

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By possibly pregnant - 16/05/2016 10:41 - Australia

Today, I lost my virginity and thought the strange sensation that followed was just part of the process. Turns out the 'strange sensation' was caused by the condom remained in me the whole night. There's a fair chance that i'm pregnant. FML

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holly_fly 34

Tuesday 17 May 2016 0:26

Geez, he needs to use a smaller size if it came off that easy. Best of luck, and try Plan B, OP

I_am_Ami 5

Wednesday 18 May 2016 16:16

Morning after pill, NOW.

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holly_fly 34

Tuesday 17 May 2016 0:26

Geez, he needs to use a smaller size if it came off that easy. Best of luck, and try Plan B, OP

I_am_Ami 5

Wednesday 18 May 2016 16:16

Morning after pill, NOW.

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