Money: Today, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark....

By stupid - 26/05/2015 06:54 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark. FML

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Tuesday 26 May 2015 17:28

YDI for using something that important as a bookmark

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Tuesday 26 May 2015 17:28

So i guess buying a new book is out of the question.

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amileah13 26

Tuesday 26 May 2015 18:47

I feel sorry that you lost your credit card but YDI for using it that way.

danihammer 4

Tuesday 26 May 2015 18:55

Dude just tear off a piece of paper or fold the corner of the book, don't use your freaking credit card. YDI

foxysunshine 12

Tuesday 26 May 2015 18:55

You deserve it....sorry not sorry

NickThunder 12

Tuesday 26 May 2015 19:03

You totally deserved it... With all due respect, only idiots use credit cards for bookmarks

dark_angel4121 12

Tuesday 26 May 2015 19:21

Why the hell would you use your credit card as a bookmark?!?!!! Sorry to tell you but you are so f***ing stupid. You deserve to have that shit happen to you.

Kramer1998 20

Tuesday 26 May 2015 19:24

Who uses a credit card as a bookmark, just use a page out of a phone book, no one'll miss it then

bigdog80 10

Tuesday 26 May 2015 19:34

smart...

AfrahSid 5

Tuesday 26 May 2015 19:40

Dedicated reader.. ;)

wadduupp__ 1

Tuesday 26 May 2015 19:48

But.... why did that seem like a good idea?

MrLufthansa 14

Tuesday 26 May 2015 19:52

Why?

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