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By Thay - 01/09/2016 22:28 - United States

Today, I logged onto Tinder to see if I had any messages. I had one: "Get off Tinder." FML

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Friday 2 September 2016 8:55

'Get off Tinder' 'Why' 'It's full of people that want to steal your innocence' 'Mom, I'm 33'

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dcea 17

Saturday 3 September 2016 20:16

ro0d

Raquichi 2

Sunday 4 September 2016 15:19

I got a message the other day said "do you swallow". No hi, hey, or any preamble to it.

thebigguy2756 6

Sunday 11 September 2016 19:35

You can't look that bad

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